Witness to a most disturbing occurrence

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Witness to a most disturbing occurrence

Postby flak_monkey » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:50 am

I went to Summer Slaughter 07 last night to check out Arsis. This is a metal show. Lots of metal. Too much metal. Face melted, long story. I left early, I couldn't do with seven hours of really loud dissonance when there were only two bands that I liked.

In the mosh pit, I witnessed the most absurd and disturbing thing I've ever seen at a concert.

Kids who already looked like they had down's syndrome, flailing their arms wildly. It's almost indescribable. They would stand still, and swing both of their arms in full circles very fast with their palms open. It looked absurd. It was so scary. The whole dance was suggestive of an epileptic Bruce Lee or perhaps a monkey infected with Rage (from 28 days later). This wasn't normal moshing, this was spastic karate. It was so disturbing, yet oddly hilarious.

I described the incident to my girlfriend's little brother, who is in high school. He hangs out with some of the "scene" kids. He instantly knew what it was. It's called "hardcore dancing." I tried to look it up on youtube, but couldn't find anything even close to the spasms that ripped through these goofy looking individuals. Go to youtube and look up hard core dancing. It's really funny looking. Now imagine somebody doing that to music like Decapitated, or Cephalic Carnage, Ion Dissonance, Beneath the Massacre, Arsis, As Blood Runs Black, Cattle Decapitation, or Necrophagist. Funny stuff. Do it!
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Postby NDGeist » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:57 am

When will you learn that without links we're not going to do shit? I"m not going to go search something... that's a lot of work.
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Postby flak_monkey » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:15 am

NDGeist wrote:When will you learn that without links we're not going to do shit? I"m not going to go search something... that's a lot of work.

Don't pay attention to the crowd surfing. Look for the crazy arms.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qACnquW0y_Y
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Postby flak_monkey » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:18 am

I punched one of these fucking kids too.
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Postby milenk0 » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:49 pm

looks like retarded kappoiera (sp?) rip off to me.

yet another reason the old adage of "white people can't dance"
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Postby Patented17 » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:37 pm

Hardcore Dancing, wow what will they think of next? "Hell yea dude I was hardcore dancing all day in the mosh pit"
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Postby NDGeist » Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:03 pm

It's official. I'm old.

Either that, or people are just fucking dumb a shit.

Might be both.
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Postby Big Mack » Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:07 pm

NDGeist wrote:It's official. I'm old.

Either that, or people are just fucking dumb a shit.

Might be both.


No, it's number 2. Funny how it works out that people who are dumb as shit are number 2. :D

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Postby Member02 » Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:07 pm

my brother says he's been seeing tha stuff since the 80s
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Postby CBFryman » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:10 pm

faggot kids do that shit.

Almost as garbage-like as sky eats airplane.

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